Spamusement Fan Comix!

Or, How I spent my twenties while hiding from the world.

Comics in the style of Spamusement! The fan forums are a mess (ironically, a victim of spam accounts) and photobucket turned into watermarked garbage, so this is a liberation of 7 years of bad world class art.

See also the Spamusement Pop Quiz! which is my software love letter to the fan community.

1. When you need an erection... 2007 September 3, 04:08
2. Gte a diploma without all the hassle 2007 September 3, 06:28
3. It can also add excitement 2007 September 5, 02:01
4. Take control 2007 September 5, 03:25
5. OMG, what are you thinking 2007 September 7, 08:04
6. KickAss Watchs 2007 September 8, 10:03
7. Your Immediate Colon Help is Needed 2007 September 12, 13:04
8. Relax and take the time 2007 September 17, 06:31
9. Not for oversmart people 2007 October 9, 07:55
10. Make yourself more attractive to others 2007 October 9, 08:33
11. Prepackaged survival food for times of emergency now availab 2007 October 25, 12:51
12. Step on the road leading to success in bed 2007 November 13, 08:02
13. Hot nights are guarenteed for well hung dudes! 2008 January 14, 00:58
14. CONFIRM YOUR WINNING 2008 March 27, 02:13
15. Your girth enhancers 2008 March 27, 02:50
16. You Have Received a Crush Alert! 2008 March 27, 03:52
17. You'll certainly feel much more manly 2008 June 5, 07:24
18. ONE HAS TO TAKE RISKS SOMETIME IN HIS LIFE! 2008 July 13, 07:19
19. Tablet of happiness 2008 July 13, 09:09
20. ELIZABETH, SAVE 50% On Address Labels 2008 July 14, 12:06
21. Jesse your credit is bad 2008 July 14, 12:56
22. You are about to get fired 2008 July 16, 06:20
23. Green Tea Fights Cancer 2008 July 16, 10:52
24. Alert: Girls online NOW! 2008 July 23, 12:56
25. Branded shoes and leather products blowout sale 2008 August 15, 08:14
26. B..e..s..t. R..e..p..l..i..c..a..s..... 2008 August 15, 08:53
27. Bald Britney Spears Says Shaved Head Goes Well With Shaved Vagina 2008 August 21, 05:18
28. Just awesome service 2008 December 31, 04:24
29. Pretty Hot Babes 2008 December 31, 05:14
30. Sometimes a cyprus mulch hibernates, but another demon always caricatures a cashier! 2009 February 15, 20:45
31. Get pure drilling pleasure 2009 February 24, 02:24
32. if he's hard to shop for, you wont go wrong with viiiiaaaaagggrrrraaa 2009 February 24, 02:57
33. MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY 2009 February 24, 03:20
34. How DO they build bridges anyway? 2009 February 26, 01:27
35. gillette inquisitor optoelectronic 2009 June 4, 00:23
36. Trunk Monkey 2009 June 4, 02:11
37. CONTACT REVEREND PASTOR KENNY BROWN IMMEDIATELY 2009 June 5, 15:39
38. Extend It 2009 June 5, 20:59
39. Everything's canceled today 2009 June 10, 21:03
40. there are people inside just like you 2009 June 10, 22:01
41. What could you buy with $1000 from Circuit City? 2009 June 10, 22:46
42. Forget roughly speaking huge spendings. 2009 June 11, 19:15
43. Call me before 0 2009 June 22, 13:47
44. Free* Tooth Whitening Trial 2009 June 28, 12:28
45. Learn Massage Therapy Where and When its Convenient for You! 2009 July 17, 03:05
46. We don't care about your credit score jesse 2009 July 17, 03:34
47. Your wife caught hot 2009 July 17, 20:34
48. Reverse the signs 2009 July 17, 20:58
49. forced deep throat 2009 July 17, 21:30
50. Their heads are green, and their hands are blue 2009 July 17, 22:18
51. 'Wow, Rock Stars Ask For Some Stupid Crap' 2009 July 19, 04:43
52. Please check the attachment. 2009 July 19, 05:25
53. Mass Geek Suicide 2009 August 31, 17:59
54. Secrets of landing your dreamgirl 2009 September 29, 13:52
55. Viagra With A Twist 2009 November 16, 14:56
56. Improve your skin! 2009 November 16, 15:19
57. LETTER ! 2010 March 26, 02:37
58. Make her jump on your nob 2010 March 26, 15:35
59. This man is trustworthy 2010 March 27, 03:27
60. as that was the last thing I remembered 2010 March 28, 03:55
61. Save thousands, no one will ever know. 2010 April 28, 18:46
62. Get Cash Today For Your Lawsuit 2010 May 11, 01:42
63. All You 2010 June 24, 01:40
64. Give her extra emotions 2010 October 7, 11:19
65. Sleepless nights? 2011 November 18, 23:13
66. The facts regarding sleep apnea 2011 November 19, 01:22
67. Are you a noble person? 2011 November 20, 01:50
68. Venus Vs. Mars...it's about to get real 2012 February 1, 14:04
69. Cheat Sheet: Facebook Keyboard Shortcuts 2012 March 2, 23:55
70. Answer your cell 2012 April 1, 11:09
71. Search the largest site for cheating wives 2012 June 12, 22:14
72. She will not be able to resist 2012 June 13, 22:48
73. Burst through mental limitations! 2012 June 16, 01:29
74. Do not pay another electric bill 2012 June 16, 02:02
75. Big Boobs and Cats 2012 June 16, 03:46
76. Butts that look awesome 2012 June 16, 04:25
77. direshat following 2012 June 16, 21:22
78. Every man should have a huge banana between his legs. 2012 August 22, 23:08
79. Do not see if you're a lady 2012 August 27, 00:33
80. Have you ever felt like writing someone younever met 2012 August 31, 23:09
81. Do you know what to shred? 2012 September 6, 21:54
82. You could actually enjoy this Mercury Retrograde 2013 February 28, 22:00
83. Child Predator Alert in Your Area! 2013 March 16, 00:08
84. cocmic 2013 March 22, 23:36
85. There Has Been A Slight Change 2013 April 6, 23:24
86. mcneil 2013 April 7, 00:36
87. Announcing the all-new StickyCup mount 2013 May 21, 20:41
88. Forsaken Hill Wealth 2013 May 24, 13:08
89. is the bond bubble bursting now? 2013 May 25, 15:02
90. acupuncture safe 2013 August 13, 17:04
91. Dude, your snake sucks! 2013 November 21, 15:46
92. Unwrap me... 2013 December 26, 21:42
93. I know my fiancee loves it 2014 January 2, 21:05
94. clean porn 2014 March 15, 15:13
95. pagetyr emerges 2014 August 12, 20:50
96. handbags 2014 August 12, 21:52
97. Potion for heroic banging 2014 August 16, 21:52
98. The Cat is Back!!! 2014 August 16, 22:26
99. EAT THIS, NEVER DIET AGAIN 2015 May 16, 23:22