Wow, can't believe protestors really torched the White House, President Trump ran out on the lawn with a tiny fire on his butt, followed by 7 Secret Service agents trying to pat it out, then they ran in circles frantically slapping Trump's ass while he cried like a toddler for like 20 minutes.

We're truly living through history rn πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ³πŸ’‹